apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
this gives me hope.
mara wilson is also the faceless old woman who lives in your home, so you know she’s got your best interests at heart
*nick fury voice* phil i told you YOU CAN’T KEEP ADOPTING STRAY PEOPLE NO MATTER HOW ATTRACTIVE THEY MAY BE
Theoretically now there’s nothing to stop him.
mid-life crisisPlane Of Hot Weirdos just became an entire International Espionage Organisation Of Hot Weirdos.
this made me giggle so hard
this post just hit nineteen thousand notes this morning
I still don’t understand what’s so funny
are there even nineteen thousand people in this fandom
International Espionage Organization of Hot Weirdos.
I.E.O.H.W. Pronounced: Ow.